How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?

The bored room !

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.