What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.