What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"