What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.