What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."