Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
A space bar.
Because they are really good at it
Hide and go zika
A: You should bill Gates.
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
Because he felt like BACON!
In piggy banks.
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.