How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.