How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Squirtle Jokes More Squirtle Jokes

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.