Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Rpokemon Jokes More Rpokemon Jokes

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.