Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.