What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.