How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.