What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.