What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.