What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.