What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"