1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
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The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
Because he ran ahead.
You jump from the 1st one.
Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
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The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
The pope died a virgin
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
A tardigrade!
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
When it's only a galaxy
Guardians of the galaxy