1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

10th Floor Jokes More 10th Floor Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.