How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!