How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!