How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.