How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.