How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.