Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
I thought you said you'd never forget...."
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
Popalottapus
Zoos
Finnish Goods
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
Ransom notes.
The former owner of a Note 7
Karma. (Please forgive me)