How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.