How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool