Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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Viva Aspana !

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A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.