Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.