How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.