How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.