How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.