Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.