How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!