How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.