How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!