How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.