What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush