What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.