You aren't naked in my bed.
The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.
whisper I don't have a Ferrari.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
For smoking in bed.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!