What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!