What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.