What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.