Because that's what they did last year.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
It got stuck to the chicken.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
