Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.