How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an emotionless Asian woman?

A rice queen!

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.