How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!