What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.