What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart