What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."