What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.