What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.