How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.