How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere