How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes