What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.