What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.