What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche