What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE