What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing