What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac