What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.