Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.