How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art