What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin