What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin