How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease