How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease