How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease