How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!