Because the white balance was off on the camera.
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Egypt.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
They both capture that special moment.
Saltines.
On television !
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.