How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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To cover up his bald spot.

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He brews it.

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She had no sense of porpoise.

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Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !