How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !