Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones