Asia Jokes

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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It's another chance to look up old friends.

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.