Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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Ten ants !

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Pitch for December

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!