How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years