How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.