What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.