What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.