Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.