What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!