Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
A condom.
A paracetamole!
They get a hole in one!
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
Feyonce
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
