Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it