To screw in the children that were crossing the road
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
He had no guts!
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Your kids
Because then the children have to play inside.
Infidel.